The best Mother's Day card

I'm sorry, but my Mother's Day card was better than your Mother's Day card.

 Evidence this card is the best:

1. Lest you think I'm showing off my kid's mad art skills, this card was drawn by ROB.

2. He drew himself as a rooster.

3. Half of the card is in Spanish. Or reads "CHEEP."

4. It's on a ripped piece of paper.

5. I saw his 6'3" frame scrunched into a gnome-sized chair at the tiny kiddo art table behind the couch. He was huddled over something - the first of which proved to be the the card above. The second of which was this:

 

So awesome that it hurts.