Jealous. Jealous of WHAT? That is...the ugliest lamp I have ever seen in my entire LIFE.

A Christmas Story, Texas Thanksgiving-style

Have a happy one! I'll be picketing the boring Dallas Cowboys watchers in our living room later today, if anyone would like to join me. Actually I'll probably be in a food-induced coma, curled up around the gravy bowl and sucking on a piece of turkey like a pacifier.